Bamaeagle
07-23-2004, 03:41 AM
There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK".
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or
from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes
out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go to the nearest bar.
Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that
WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are
already affected by the virus and WORK already controls your life.
If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least
five friends. Then retry. I think I have five friends, but am not
entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts
to be safe.
:rofl:
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or
from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes
out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go to the nearest bar.
Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that
WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are
already affected by the virus and WORK already controls your life.
If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least
five friends. Then retry. I think I have five friends, but am not
entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts
to be safe.
:rofl: