Bamaeagle
07-26-2004, 02:02 AM
A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling what should I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the
head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off.
About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
:eek:
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the
head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off.
About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
:eek: