Bamaeagle
07-28-2004, 04:11 AM
Two guys were discussing their aging wives. One was quite sure his wife was going deaf. The other guy gave him a suggestion to test her hearing.
“Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until
you get a response".
So, that evening, she's in the kitchen cooking dinner and he's in the living room about 40 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he moves to 30 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
He moves into the dining room, 20 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"FOR THE FIFTH TIME- CHICKEN...!”
:rofl:
“Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until
you get a response".
So, that evening, she's in the kitchen cooking dinner and he's in the living room about 40 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he moves to 30 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
He moves into the dining room, 20 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"FOR THE FIFTH TIME- CHICKEN...!”
:rofl: