MrTony
07-31-2004, 22:46 PM
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling
faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good
mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break
and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he
asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells
him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays
along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last
name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was
born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used
to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied
hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that
I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical
school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I
was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a
doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my
dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I
was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so
I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD.
So, I was Fred Dingaling , MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA
found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
Fred Dingaling , MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about
the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took
away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the
VD took away my 'dingaling' so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing so hard and tore
up the Warning Ticket.
:rofl:
faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good
mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break
and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he
asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells
him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays
along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last
name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was
born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used
to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied
hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that
I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical
school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I
was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a
doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my
dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I
was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so
I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD.
So, I was Fred Dingaling , MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA
found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
Fred Dingaling , MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about
the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took
away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the
VD took away my 'dingaling' so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing so hard and tore
up the Warning Ticket.
:rofl: