AngelWing
08-14-2004, 21:54 PM
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi . . . you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."<br>
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.<br>
You'll have to drive her around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.<br>
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".<br>
The guy says, "You're bull****tin' me!"<br>
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it.
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.<br>
You'll have to drive her around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.<br>
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".<br>
The guy says, "You're bull****tin' me!"<br>
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it.