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The Mommy test
I was out walking with my 4 year old son. He picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" he asked.
"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs."
At this point, he looked at me with total admiration and asked, "WOW! How do you know all this stuff?"
"UH",...I was thinking quickly, ...."all moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH... I get it!" he beamed.
"Then if you flunk, You have to be the Daddy."
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