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Old 12-31-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Equivalents

For those of us who plan to loose weight this might help you in the process. Or totally gross you out. Either way is a bit funny.
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Your weight loss =
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human's skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average house cat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant's heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant's penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she's 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she's 5'4")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony


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Old 12-31-2007   #2 (permalink)
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LMBO. This is very informative and interesting and funny.

I wish to lose the same weight of a elephant's penis.

Oh my God. I can't even say that out loud.


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Too cute!

I need to lose my " automobile tire."

Yep..that would be about accurate! ~ spare tire.


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Oh My Gosh!!!! Ya'll Are Too Bad! This Is What Happens When I Get Too Nosy!!!
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I need to loose that bale of hay I've been carrying around. hehehe

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Re: Equivalents

haha thats funny... I need to loose weight after Autumn is born maybe I will look back at this










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I need to lose a mid sized microwave......*sigh*

Too FUNNY, debby!!

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Yeah, I'm going to shoot for losing my spare tire as well

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ok I'll say it ... but what if I dont want to lose my elephant ...

once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right ...
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I need to loose an air conditioner, but I would settle for the amount of cheese an American eats in a year.

Thanks for all the interesting information debby!

Happy Thanksgiving!
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