Got a corny joke?

[dove]

Why do women close their eyes while making love?

Because they just can't stand to see a man having a good time. :rofl:

[dave]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.demopolislive.com/uploader/./userfiles/dave/wildenstein.jpg

[hang_em_high]

why do blondes love sunroofs?


More leg room!

[Scott]

LMAO that was a good one janet. Dave that is just wrong. Gonna have nightmares now

[stickman]

Dang Dave! That's one UGLY woman! Is that one of those sex changes gone wrong things?

[Bamaeagle]

> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
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> side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
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> There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
> disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
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> Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
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> accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
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> Question: Who was the survivor?
> Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it.
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> The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
> first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
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:rofl:

[Ranger]

Hahaa. :rofl:

[Big Country]

I think LPL dated her at one time.

[AngelWing]

My goodness!! I think that one qualifies as "coyote ugly"!!

[Rootsandwings]

That was pretty good!

[richard]

Did you hear about the 2 turtles who crashed into each other? Oh it was a terrible crash. When the police came to investigate they found a witness, a snail. They asked the snail what happened and he said "Dang I don't really know it all happened so fast................."