Funniest Holiday Story

LPL · 12-15-2004

Lets hear it. Surley somebody has a funny story they would like to share !

LPL · 12-15-2004

Ok this might not be that funny to all of you, but I swear if you were there you would have droped a "duece" in your pants.
It happened right befor christmas one year. My brother and mom and myself were sitting at home waiting for my dad to get home from hunting. Now my dad really isn't a hunter that follows the rules if you know what I mean. So my brother and I taped pennies to the eyes of a cardboard cut out of a deer and mounted massive horns on it, and place it in a neighbors yard. Sure enough 15 min later my dad comes driving up and creeps in the house to get his rifle. In this process, dad keeps telling us to be quiet or we will scare the deer away. So a minute later dad is propped over the hood of his truck and BANG,.......BANG,.......BANG,....... and the deer is still standing, it is about this time that my brother were laughing so hard that we almost peed our pants ! Dad did not find this funny at all, but laughed about it later. So that is one of my funniest holiday memories.

flight doc89 · 12-15-2004

What do we all want to do when we are children and Christmas is around the corner? Search for presents! My parents came up with a plan to get around this and have fun while they were at it.
Have the presents hid in relatively obvious places, so that the children WOULD find them, but swap presents with a neighbor first

. We would look all over and find the presents, and since we had found them, we stopped looking.
Come Christmas, we were in for a BIG surprise.

bamaraised · 12-16-2004

One year me, my brother and dad were hanging christmas lights outside of the house...We thought it would be funny to scare my dad by placing a fake rubber snake on top of the roof...when he went up the ladder he started to hang the lights and then he saw it..all i heard was #@$% and then thud...he fell off of the ladder....it wasn't funny then but it's hilarious now!!!

hang_em_high · 12-30-2004

my mom had just gotten my dad some boots for christmas, and my little sister didn't know any better and she told him "daddy we got your boots" mom was mortifyed, i laughed histericly.