DLive haiku's!!!!

[dave]

Here's your chance to show off your artistic side. A "haiku" is a poem consisting of 3 lines; the first line is 5 syllables, the 2nd line is 7 syllables, and the 3rd is 5 syllables again. Juat remeber 5-7-5. It doesn't have to rhyme or anything, just express something.

I'll start the fun..

Admiral Ackbar
Should have warned the reporter
Goodloe, It's a trap!!!

[demoproblemis]

Administrator
I have no clue what to do
Dave, what is this crap?

[demopolite]

Must get back to work!
But that numbing toil brings me
Soon back to D-live.

[LPL]

The day after drinks
People tell me what I did.
Why? I ask you. Why?

[demopolite]

LPL speaks truth.
Oh pounding head! Brutal rum!
Where are my shoes, man?

[Ranger]

Such A Gloomy Day,
Saying Rain, Rain, Go Away,
So I Can Go Play!

[Ranger]

It's Almost Christmas,
With The New Year Sneaking Up,
So Lets Live it Up.

[Ranger]

On Your Mark Get Set.............
GO! It's Time To Start The Show,
So, Come One, Come All.

[Teacher]

demopolis live
talk about the hanging tree
over and over

[Wonder_Woman]

I love the arcade
but it gives me a headach
So, why do I play?

[whatudeserve69]

Oh, the sleet and snow
When will it stop, I don't know
Now the cars won't go

[AngelWing]

Christmas time is here
Pretty lights and tinsel green
Giving gifts of cheer

[dave]

LPL taught me
Respect all women today
Now fix me some pie!!

[LPL]

Bent over naked
Her dad walks in
shotgun was fired

[LPL]

Dave lies
Women burn pies
Dis da beotch

[dave]

Bent over naked
Her dad walks in
shotgun was fired

Dave lies
Women burn pies
Dis da beotch

Haiku is 5-7-5 syllables--your poems

FAIL

[Wonder_Woman]

LPL wants pie?
I will gadly give him some
right in the kisser!!