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Old 03-25-2005   #1 (permalink)
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Demopolis Times Contest

On April 30, The Demopolis Times will publish its annual Progress edition and, this year, the publication will feature a section completely devoted to making readers laugh. Even better, readers in Demopolis and West Alabama will get the chance to publicly tell their funniest stories and jokes.

There’s a perk for those who decide to participate in the humor section: The writer who submits the funniest story will receive a $50 cash prize; the writer who submits the funniest joke will receive a $25 cash prize.

The contest begins today and will conclude at 5 p.m. on Wednesday, April 13. Rules for the contest are as follows:



Funniest Story

Entries can be no longer than 250 words;

Entries cannot contain foul language, disparaging remarks about a person or insensitive material;

Entries must be readable by both adults AND children;

Entries can be personal and original or they can be stories you’ve heard;

Entries are not judge on exact grammar.



Funniest Joke

Entries can be no longer than 150 words;

Entries cannot contain foul language, disparaging remarks about a person or insensitive material;

Entries must be readable by both adults AND children;

Entries can be personal and original or they can be stories you’ve heard;

Entries are not judge on exact grammar.



The winners of the Funniest Story and Funniest Joke will be announced in the 2005 edition of Progress in a section called “Living to Laugh.” To submit a story or joke, e-mails are preferred but faxes and regular mail will be accepted.

Send your “material” to:

editor@demopolistimes.com

(334) 289-4019 (fax), or

P.O. Box 860

Demopolis, AL 36732 (mail)



Any person wishing to enter the contest must sign his or her name and give a contact phone number. However, The Times also will accept anonymous stories and jokes. Only those who give their names will be eligible to win the contest.

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thats cool, i might just submit one!



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WOW!

Mixing news with off topic amusing stories and jokes from folks other than the ones than run the publication. What an original concept!

It will never work...

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I shall create a story so funny ! So funny that the mere thought of reading it will cause immediate death ! And then when the last person has died, I and my army of sheep half breeds shall rule the earth !!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Then we will market our 100% wool clothes line and make a fortune !!! Its almost too easy.....

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I shall create a story so funny ! So funny that the mere thought of reading it will cause immediate death ! And then when the last person has died, I and my army of sheep half breeds shall rule the earth !!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Then we will market our 100% wool clothes line and make a fortune !!! Its almost too easy.....
AHHH. Okay....Just one question though...Who will buy your clothes line?

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100% woooooooooool lingerie is on the come back. I was just chatting online with a young lady in Siberia. Can I participate in the story writings. Even though most of the characters in my stories , I have only seen.

I can eat cornbread out of a coke bottle with these chicklets!
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