People handing out fliers is like saying...."here you throw this away"!!!
"I lke refried beans. I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time."
"I brought a donut and the guy gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut, I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I can not imagine the senerio where I would have to prove that I broughrt a donut. Some skeptical friend. Don't even act like I didn't get that donut. I got the documentation right here."
I found a website with some of his quotes...They are hilarious be prepared to laugh so hard you cry.
http://hometown.aol.com/valleygirl1983/mitch.html