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Vote for Bebo !
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: demopolis
Posts: 3,399
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Should I do this ? On ebay.
RIGHTS TO NAME ME! LEGALLY CHANGE MY FULL NAME FOREVER!
RARE, LIFETIME ADVERTISING IDEA 4 YOUR COMPANY/WEBSITE!
YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE RIGHTS TO
PERMANENTLY AND LEGALLY CHANGE MY FIRST, MIDDLE, AND LAST NAME
TO ANYTHING YOU WANT
FOREVER!
AUCTION s LIKE THIS HAVE ALREADY CAUGHT
NATIONAL MEDIA ATTENTION
IN SEVERAL POPULAR RADIO MORNING SHOWS & MAJOR NEWSPAPERS!
HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY FOR A
LIFETIME
OF ADVERTISING AND EXPOSURE FOR YOUR BUSINESS, SLOGAN, OR WEBSITE??!!??
YOU DON'T HAVE TO OWN A BUSINESS TO BID ON THIS AUCTION! HERE ARE SOME IDEAS FOR PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS WHO WANT TO DO SOMETHING UNIQUE & CREATIVE!
YOU CAN LEGALLY NAME ME:
-TO IMMORTALIZE A LATE LOVED ONE (LIKE GRANDFATHER)
-AFTER A BELOVED PET
-AFTER YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE CHARACTER
-AFTER YOUR FAVORITE COLLECTIBLE
-AFTER YOUR CAR
-AFTER A LOST LOVE
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
You are bidding on the rights to name me! There are similar auctions on ebay who offer short-term name changes, but you are bidding on LIFETIME rights!
YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT---THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION GETS TO LEGALLY & PERMANENTLY CHANGE MY WHOLE NAME TO WHATEVER THEY CHOOSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
THIS IS A NO RESERVE AUCTION! HIGH BID WINS!
You can give me up to 3 names (FIRST, MIDDLE, LAST). My driver's license, social security card, credit/debit cards, gym membership, bank accounts, personal checks, health insurance cards, business cards, and everything that bears my legal name will be changed to the new name you choose to give me!
Just imagine---everytime I go to the bank, pay with a credit card, go to the gym, go to the doctor, write a check, enter a contest, buy airline tickets, or just meet new people on a daily basis, the name you picked will be mentioned and exposed!
What I am offering is lifetime advertising for your company, brand, slogan, website, or any other name you can think of!
You will have the opportunity to change my name and benefit from all the exposure for the rest of my life.
Name change will be legally handled by a licensed attorney, attorney fees to be paid by winning bidder. I also reserve the right to have final discretion in approving the name (after all, I will be branded with it for the rest of my life!)
DISCLAIMER:
Name CANNOT be profane, vulgar, terrorist, or pornographic related. If you have doubts as to whether your chosen name will be acceptable, please forward it to me before bidding.
If you bid as a company, this qualifies as a business expense (advertising), therefore the FULL amount is
**100% TAX DEDUCTIBLE!**
YOUR WINNING BID ALSO INCLUDES:
1). RIGHTS to use my new name, likeness, and story in any of your publications (newsletters, magazines), and/or website!
2). (1) PUBLIC APPEARANCE for every $5,000 bid increment. For example, if the bidding ends @ $60,000, there will be (12) PUBLIC APPEARANCES INCLUDED, travel expenses to pe paid by winning bidder.
3). I will wear your company shirt, hat, or other logo apparel to every media interview and/or public appearance related to this auction.
4). I will wear your company shirt, hat, or other logo to every court date I have to attend in relation to the legal name-change process until it's final.
5). I currently have a sucessful ebay buisness selling giftwares, each and evey one of my emails sent to my customers has my name on it!
LET'S TALK NUMBERS!
FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU USE THE Bid $200,000:
AND I LIVE to be 65 years old (I'm being very conservative considering my average family member lives to their 80's);
THAT EQUALS TO= a VERY CHEAP $6,060/PER YEAR!!
KEEP IN MIND, THAT IS FOR 24-hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year advertising and exposure!
Should I LIVE LONGER (which I plan to, thank you very much) or should the auction price end for less than $200K, then the price you pay for premium & rare advertising and exposure is even cheaper!
INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS ARE WELCOME TO BID ON THIS AUCTION. SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY, PLEASE!
A contract will be signed with the winning bidder outlining terms and conditions acceptable to both parties within
10 days
from auction close. 1/2 of final bid due via Cashier's Check within
Even after I die the tombstone will read the name you have give !
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