You mean to tell me known of you guys has ever filled a flourecent bulb with ligher fluid, and then fought with your buddy in the front yard. I mean come on, it was just last week that buckblasta and I.... wait... nevermind
See their first mistake was using the glass tubes. When I constucted MY lightsaber, I used twelve glowsticks in a... uh... uh... I've said too much already.
We used to use the cardboard tubes left over from wrapping paper. That, and my trusty tied-off sock nunchucks. I used to defeat Brian like he was a droid.
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And we've been blaming the "kids" for doing all the stupid "movie" stuff. Just goes to prove stupid comes in all ages.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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