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[dman]

I need a date. Quit working so damn much and live life. Any takers. LPL - how is the herd doing

[onehotmama]

Well now, that's one way to get a date. Not picky?

[dman]

Well, if things keep going this way, I will have to lower my standards. I will be forced to get a job at the dog pound. A mans best friend.

[onehotmama]

I've found some days I prefer my dog to men - he doesn't talk back or tell me what to do, he's faithful and loyal and most of all, a little food, water and a nice pat on the head is all it takes to keep him happy.

[whatudeserve69]

I've found some days I prefer my dog to men - he doesn't talk back or tell me what to do, he's faithful and loyal and most of all, a little food, water and a nice pat on the head is all it takes to keep him happy.
AMEN onehotmama!

[LPL]

Well, if things keep going this way, I will have to lower my standards. I will be forced to get a job at the dog pound. A mans best friend.

The trick is to not aplly to much peanut butter. Too much may cause severe biting. What ? I mean I never... Uh ? Ok this one time.. I mean nevermind...

(LPL calls spot for dinner !)

[Jeff]

The trick is to not aplly to much peanut butter. Too much may cause severe biting. What ? I mean I never... Uh ? Ok this one time.. I mean nevermind...

(LPL calls spot for dinner !)
I just don't know bout that boy sometimes. I think you need hug LPL!

[brown_eyed_girl]

or therapy.....?

[dman]

ok, we have strayed from the question at hand. Where can the Dman find someone to take short walks with, enjoy a cheap meal, have meanless conversation, .............someone that will bring their own pillow so that they do not droooooooole on mine. You know , the dog thing is perfect. Alright any single women I will move back to Demop or you can come see me

[red]

lp could def use some theropy but hey, who else makes us laugh so hard just by being himself. lol. :D and dman depending on how old you are, i think i just might know a few single ladies. lol

[LPL]

thats it dman I am coming to fla ! Once you inrole at the lova school for mack daddy's you will have no problem with women or farm animals !

[dman]

The most important features of dating farm animals.
Always keep ya warm,
you don't shop for shoes!,
They don't mind mornin' breath.
When is the last time you saw a young heifer in Gayfers.
They dont need Augmentation

I could go on and on but I shouldn't,

LPL , I will enroll in the "lova school"

I too , will learn how to whooo a woman under the sound of buzzing skeeters and the warm smell of the Lower pool night.

How much is 2-ition and do you you offer late night classes.

[dave]

So...What's the best way to explain to the elderly grandma that finally figured out that puter and came to "the Demopolis site" to see what all the fuss was about, only to read about dating farm animals??

[onehotmama]

I sometimes worry about y'all, but you do make me laugh and that's worth a lot! :D

[stickman]

So...What's the best way to explain to the elderly grandma that finally figured out that puter and came to "the Demopolis site" to see what all the fuss was about, only to read about dating farm animals??


It'll all be over but the crying when they (dman and the elderly grandma) find and read LPL's journal!

[brown_eyed_girl]

some of us dont want to know what goes on in LPL's journal...i'm sure bessie is mentioned a bit...luv ta luver :)