Elk Food Mart now a target!

[stickman]

According to the Demopolis Times, Elk Food Mart got robbed again this week. This time the Demopolis Police did not apprehend the suspect within minutes. Matter of fact, he or she is still at large. What's funny as hell is Crimedog Wade Jernigan thinks it's former employees who are targeting his store! Well hell, what can you expect from a money grubbing, greedy old man who pays these people peanuts. He's so tight with money he's probably got 99 cents of the first dollar he ever made! To make matters worse, now Wade's jumping up and down demanding that police babysit his store all night to keep it from getting robbed! So what if the clerk gets killed as long as the robber doesn't get away with his money! My suggestion to Wade Jernigan is simple - CLOSE YOUR STORE AT 11PM AND GO HOME! You probably don't take in enough money between 11pm and 5 am to even pay the light bill! Besides, how much is a human life worth? If you're THAT worried you might miss a dollar, hire PRIVATE ARMED SECURITY to guard your store at night. Maybe after you shoot and kill one or two robbers, the rest will get the message and leave your store alone.

Stickman

[dave]

I think the inviting aspect of robbing Elks is the river bridge and the county line just past that. If your in that click, you can get into Forkland where dope is king and hide out until you recieve Social Security benefits.

I wonder if Ole' Wade is taking the money stolen out of the cashier's check that was working at the time. Since he takes out the money lost in "drive-offs", what's the difference if the perp uses a gun?